I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
is it fun? or sober?
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