so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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