how can u be prego again
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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