I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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