They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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