this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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