My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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