Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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