He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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