At least make sure they are 18
Why
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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