Your face is a jimmy john
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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