Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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