Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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