This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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