I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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