Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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