the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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