I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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