Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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