I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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