ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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