My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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