So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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