ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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