I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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