1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Vodka?
Forever.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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