so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Randomize