You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Operation Purity has been aborted
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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