Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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