I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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