You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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