I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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