there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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