So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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