She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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