I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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