Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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