What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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