Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Every concussion has its silver lining
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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