Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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