Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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