State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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