I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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