Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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