Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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