Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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