I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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