i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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