I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I love you.
Bad choice
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