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Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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