that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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