People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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