If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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