when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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