Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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