How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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