Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
