remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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