No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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