if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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